Dialogue

A Dialogue Between Me and My Alter Ego, Who Enjoys Episodic Network Television by Jason Peters

A Dialogue Between Me and My Alter Ego, Who Enjoys Episodic Network Television by Jason Peters

Nov 30, 2016

[I walk in and sit on the couch next to my alter ego, who is holding a bowl of popcorn while watching a cop drama on network television.]   Me: Strapped in for another 60 rousing minutes of realistic dialogue and not-at-all predictable plot twists, I see. Alter-Ego: Dude, don't be a hater. 30 million people watch this show. Me: That can't be right. Alter-Ego: Seriously, look it up. Me: Yeah, ok, let me just...

A Dialogue Between Me and My Alter Ego, Who is Popular and Likes Cats by Jason Peters

A Dialogue Between Me and My Alter Ego, Who is Popular and Likes Cats by Jason Peters

Jul 6, 2016

*The following conversation took place between me and myself on April 20'th at 4:20am. We were sitting on a couch eating Cheetos and watching paid programming on Comedy Central in between bouts of Madden.* Me: Hey, how many of these Magic Garden Hoses do you think they sell in a night? Alter-Ego: I dunno. Seventy, maybe? Me: Seventy? At $10 a pop, that's only $700. No way they make their money back on $700. Alter-Ego:...

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